The Main Stage


BOX OFFICE  973.971.3706


Old Jews Telling JokesOLD JEWS TELLING JOKES
BY PETER GETHERS AND DANIEL OKRENT
November 17 – 20, 2016

Join Morty, Bunny, Nathan, and the rest of the cast as they demonstrate why “kvelling is better than kvetching” in this hilarious Off-Broadway long-running hit. Classic and contemporary jokes mix with songs and monologues that showcase the funny side of birth, sex, old age and more. A gleeful ode to humor that will have you laughing till you plotz.

Ticket Prices:

$45 General Public
$40 Seniors
$38 Museum Members
$33 Groups (10 or more)
$20 Students (18 & under or with valid college ID)

For tickets, call 973.971.3706.


20151124_elevatorposterRAVENSCROFT
BY DON NIGRO
January 26 – February 12, 2017

Co-produced with Drew University

On a snowy night, Inspector Ruffing is called to a remote house to investigate the headlong plunge of Patrick Roarke down the main staircase. Five alluring and dangerous women hold all the cards and all the answers: Marcy, the beautiful Viennese governess; Mrs. Ravenscroft, the flirtatious lady of the manor; Gillian, her charming but possibly demented daughter; Mrs. French, the formidable and passionate cook, and Dolly, a terrified maid. Ghosts on the staircase and skeletons in the closet intensify this Gothic psychological thriller.

Ticket Prices:

$45 General Public
$40 Seniors
$38 Museum Members
$33 Groups (10 or more)
$20 Students (18 & under or with valid college ID)

For tickets, call 973.971.3706.


Clever Little Lies WebCLEVER LITTLE LIES
BY JOE DIPIETRO
April 20 – May 7, 2017

A mother always knows when something is wrong. When Alice notices her beloved husband Bill has returned home on edge after a tennis match with their son, she grows suspicious and springs into action. Determined to piece together the puzzle, she invites her son, Bill, Jr. and daughter-in-law, Jane, over for drinks and dessert. Chaos ensues as Alice digs for the truth, resulting in even more honesty than anyone expected. A hilarious comedy of long-term love and marriage… for better… and for worse!   Please note this play contains adult language and adult situations.

Ticket Prices:

$45 General Public
$40 Seniors
$38 Museum Members
$33 Groups (10 or more)
$20 Students (18 & under or with valid college ID)

For tickets, call 973.971.3706.